Monday, September 26, 2011

Snufflupagus

Here are some of the highlights of going to work like a snufflupagus and not being able to smell anything all day:

1) The cafeteria food at lunch didn't stink today.

2) I can't smell the kids' BO when they come to my class from the gym.

3) I also can't smell their farts.

4) Inevitably, a student will use your tissues without permission to wipe their hands off with because we're out of paper towels in the classroom.  The tissue that they happen to use will be one you've already used for your nose.  You won't tell them and will smile at the sick satisfaction you have knowing that the school germophobe can't stop all the germs!

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