I've Got Big Balls
You know those little hair elastics that have the glitter woven into them with the balls that you twist at the end, kind of like a hairbow? Well, they make big ones. Really big ones. Like 3 inches in diameter. Big, three inch in diameter balls. In beautiful colors like yellow, orange, and brown. I don't know if those are the only colors they make them in, but they're certainly the only colors I saw them in.
Setting: 8 AM one morning, teacher's feeling a little crabby, and the kids are "wilding out."
I'm wandering the classroom checking homework and the progress of their daily Get Started!, when all of a sudden I hear, "Get off my balls! They'll break!!!" That grabbed my attention. I look over and one of my female students has these two big balls in a nice shade of orange in the palm of her hand and is rolling them for "a massage." Needless to say, many inappropriate comments came from that side of the room for the rest of the period.